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*NOTE: This collection of short jokes will only make sense if you speak Hinglish.

Boy: What’s your Name??
Girl: Palak and you?
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Hello i am Khusbu
Boy: khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila de
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy: Hi, whats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: tu soya hai…??
Boy: Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*

Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy: Aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: see ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha’s forehead.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl puts up her status : “waiting for CHENNAIEXPRESS “.
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy: Thank you
Girl: My pleasure
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam* *Blocked Forever*

After fight:

Girl: Tum mujhe manaate hi nahin!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*

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