sign over a gynaecologist’s office :
“dr. jones, at ur cervix”

in a podiatrist’s office :
“time wounds all heels”

on a septic tank truck:
yesterday’s meals on wheels

on a plumber’s  truck :
“we repair wat ur husband fixed”

on another plumber’s truck :
“don’t sleep with a drip. call ur plumber.”

on a church’s billboard :
“7 days without god makes one weak”

at a tyre store:
“invite us to ur next blowout”

on an electrician’s truck :
“let us remove ur shorts.”

in a non-smoking area :
“if we see smoke, we will assume u are on fire & take appropriate action.”

on a maternity room door:
“push. push. push.”

at an optometrist’s office :
“if u don’t see wat u’re looking for, u’ve come to the right place.”

on a taxidermist’s window :
“we really know our stuff.”

on a fence :
“salesmen welcome! dog food is expensive!”

at a car dealership :
“the best way to get back on ur feet – miss a car payment.”

outside a car exhaust store :
“no appointment necessary. we hear u coming.”

in a vets waiting room:
“be back in 5 minutes. sit! stay!”

in a restaurant window :
“don’t stand there & be hungry; come on in & get fed up.”

in the front yard of a funeral home :
“drive carefully. we’ll wait.”

and don’t forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP :
“best place in town to take a leak.”

Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”