sign over a gynaecologist’s office :
“dr. jones, at ur cervix”


in a podiatrist’s office :
“time wounds all heels”


on a septic tank truck:
yesterday’s meals on wheels


on a plumber’s  truck :
“we repair wat ur husband fixed”


on another plumber’s truck :
“don’t sleep with a drip. call ur plumber.”


on a church’s billboard :
“7 days without god makes one weak”


at a tyre store:
“invite us to ur next blowout”


on an electrician’s truck :
“let us remove ur shorts.”


in a non-smoking area :
“if we see smoke, we will assume u are on fire & take appropriate action.”


on a maternity room door:
“push. push. push.”


at an optometrist’s office :
“if u don’t see wat u’re looking for, u’ve come to the right place.”


on a taxidermist’s window :
“we really know our stuff.”


on a fence :
“salesmen welcome! dog food is expensive!”


at a car dealership :
“the best way to get back on ur feet – miss a car payment.”


outside a car exhaust store :
“no appointment necessary. we hear u coming.”


in a vets waiting room:
“be back in 5 minutes. sit! stay!”


in a restaurant window :
“don’t stand there & be hungry; come on in & get fed up.”


in the front yard of a funeral home :
“drive carefully. we’ll wait.”


and don’t forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP :
“best place in town to take a leak.”


Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

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