- My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
- Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
- I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
- Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
- This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
- Quarantine Day 4-Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
- I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
— from a random WhatsApp forward