• Uncategorized
  • humor
  • finance
  • lifehack
  • trends
  • trading
  • culture
  • tech
  • aide-memoire
  • programming

Infinite Curiosity

~ Exploring ideas related to tech, code, finance, markets, adtech, AI, humor and more!

Tag Archives: indian

Humor: Too smart for our own good

29 Monday Sep 2014

Posted by Grynn in humor

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

funny, indian

*NOTE: This collection of short jokes will only make sense if you speak Hinglish.

Boy: What’s your Name??
Girl: Palak and you?
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Hello i am Khusbu
Boy: khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila de
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy: Hi, whats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: tu soya hai…??
Boy: Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*

Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy: Aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: see ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha’s forehead.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl puts up her status : “waiting for CHENNAIEXPRESS “.
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy: Thank you
Girl: My pleasure
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam* *Blocked Forever*

After fight:

Girl: Tum mujhe manaate hi nahin!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*

Pages

  • About

Recent Posts

  • Apple Earnings Call – Jan 27 2021
  • Enterprise / Server Cloud Storage (not “Personal” cloud storage)
  • “Free” SQL Databases
  • Timeseries Databases
  • June 2020 🔥🔥 New JS Bundlers/Builders

Twitter Stream

  • Cannot tell if parody or not :) twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/… 2 days ago
  • @RonnieKStocks #HODL (Though when to stop and give up, I dunno, but I almost always regretted not #HODL'ing. I rea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 days ago
  • @TomLasswell 🤩 Good info, direct source quoted too! 3 days ago
  • @TickerSymbolYOU @BrianGriffo $GBTC? Grayscale Bitcoin Trust. Or MicroStrategy. #YMMV 4 days ago
  • @BeingPractical MacBook MS Office & GSuite JetBrains 4 days ago

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy